Can this work twice?

Check out my videos:

http://youtube.com/chrispalmieri

THE LIST OF PEOPLE I FUCKING HATE ON NEWGROUNDS:

...does not exist because everyone here is awesome! :D

By the way, check out my two newest films:

"Purple Sock"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VFraN1 hJog

"The Experiment"- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hinOWPD n-BA

Feedback is appreciated! Enjoy!

Hey all you NG users!

I have just released my newest film, a silent film entitled "The Experiment" about a mad scientist and an experiment gone horribly wrong. I may or not put this on NG later but, I'm not sure.

Check it out!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hinOWPD n-BA

All comments, ratings, favoritings and general feedback is appreciated!

Haha, just kidding, anyway, check out my new movie, Tinfoil Bob: Lizard Madness II:

Newgrounds:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
400104

Higher Quality Youtube Version:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTGU83t 1Zd4

All comments, reviews, ratings and feedback is appreciated :)

...Well, not exactly BUT, the amount of ignorant people that come to this wonderful site everyday and see live action, 3D animated, movie dubs or even stop motion animated original movies and say that "NG IZ FER TEH FLASH ONLAY! GO BACK TO YOUTUBE! 0/10!!!!!!", is staggeringly disappointing to say the least.

New Grounds is a website where film makers and game makers can come to show their work. The fucking title reads, and I quote, "EVERYTHING, by EVERYONE. Not "FLASH ONLY by SOME PEOPLE". And I'll admit that ever since claymation got real big here because of people like Knox and then Tom Fulp adding the clay section and so many other talented clay artists putting their work here, that the moronic individuals roaming the portal claiming that stop motion doesn't belong here has subsided, HOWEVER, it has NOT gone away and the amount is still WAY to big with clay being as big a part of this place as it is.

Anyway, there has been acclaimed short movies in all of the NON- Flash animated alternatives to make movies. I myself submit a variety of things to the portal of both stop motion and live action. And for some reason, because I didn't animate it in Flash, ignorant jack asses get all pissed off and rate my movies (which are actually good) low and leave bad reviews (However, none of my movies have been rejected and several of them have gotten fairly high scores). This happens to countless people, often on worse levels and it needs to be stopped. Newgrounds is here for EVERYONE to show off their work, and seeing as all of these other ways of film making have not only been accepted BUT featured on the NG front page at some point or another, I say it's time for these people to get with the times.

It's time for people to realize that NG does not "= FLASH!", as one of my friends once said, "NG= .swf", and if someone presents a good movie in an swf file and puts it on this website, they certainly should NOT be shunned and insulted by ignorant bastards, defending a Flash Animation only Newgrounds that never was. If it's SWF, has a preloader and a replay button, take a fucking look at it and get over it. Rate it based on how good it is. And don't give those artists that work so hard some fucking one line review like "good but, not the right place" or "GO BACK TO YOUTUBE!!!>:(" or something retarded like that.

That's what I have to say, and if you argue that I'm actually wrong in what I've said, then you are simply proving my point further.

,Chris Palmieri

EDIT:: Okay, well, to answer some comments that were left:

-I was referring to actual, well made movies, not crappy V-Blogs and pictures of Dogs. I was referring to the creative aspect.

-It takes a lot of work to do live action stuff, as a person who does both, I can tell you that it is easier in some ways and harder in others.

-NewGrounds was made to host movies and games in the swf format. Flash just happens to export it. You technically cannot put a movie on NG without using Flash to some extent, it's not like we hack the portal to make it accept wmv files or something. Then I'd understand and agree with the "go back to youtube" reviews.

-My last submission wasn't an advertisement. I always post youtube links because of NG's file limit, I offer my viewers the chance to see my work in their highest quality and in rare cases, fullest lengths.

-I wasn't trying to say my videos were underrated necessarily. I was trying to say that even if they don't like it, they should actually watch it and review it as a movie, not some sort of blasphemy.

-I understand that Flash animation's art aspect is more apparent because of the way it is drawn but, would you argue that any less thought and art went into the meticulous camera angles, hours of editing and live action acting performance than did your scene drawing, character design and voice work?

-So, some of you would say that shitty Flash belongs here more than quality made live action?

-I am completely against stealing videos and TV shows and putting them on youtube, I believe strictly on user based content, and luckily NG had a more firm policy on it and isn't being sued. I respect that and it further backs up my reasoning as to why original work of all kinds should be allowed here without idiots scolding it. The work I am referring to would obviously have to be original and well made.

-The next person to talk IS in fact gay.

-Thanks to those who agreed with me.

...All I'm saying is that quality movies of all calibers should be here at NG without the blatant ignorance.

I just recently did what most people thought was a really good stand up comedy performance at the New Jersey State Fair, you can find the video of it here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-3_X3i 4gsM

I'll be submitting a short segment of one of the better bits to the portal soon.

New movies are on their way including new Tinfoil Bobs!

This past weekend I did some stand up comedy at a local talent show. I won which will allow me to compete at the state fair. I will have some freaking marvelous shit for you all when I do that show, I guarantee it. You can watch the video of the past set here:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyO7-P3 0L9c

Let me know what you think.

Also, I guess I should mention that for the past few weeks me and four of my friends and fellow film makers have started a weekly online radio show entitled C-Jab Online Radio. You can see it here:

http://www.jeremedia.org/CJAB.html

The other stuff I'm working on as mentioned in my last post is still in production, keep a look out for some cool stuff from me coming soon :)

Hello all,

Well, in case anyone cares, here is what I am working on currently:

-"Tinfoil Bob: Lizard Madness II": This is a much better, longer and funnier sequel to my one minute Tinfoil Bob cartoon I did last year. I started animating it nearly four months ago, before I started animating at 30fps so, the first half is only like 15 but, I am going to animate the rest at 30.

-"Tinfoil Bob: Random Jokes": This is going to be a Robot Chicken-esque type of TFB episode. It will just be a bunch of random, short little jokes and skits involving Tinfoil Bob. I will also be having quite a few guest voices in that short.

-Stand Up: I have a stand up comedy gig tomorrow which I'll be taping. I may put it on NG, I may not. It depends on how the set goes and how long it is. If it's like under 10 minutes, then I'll probably put it on here. If more, then no.

-"Journey of the Hand": This is a short I am making purely because the idea WOULD NOT LEAVE MY HEAD. I just figured I'd stop thinking about it if I just went ahead and made it. I'm not quite sure where it's going but, it should be finished within a few weeks. It may be on NG depending on length.

...those are just the projects that are actually in production. I have like 5 ideas scripted/being scripted and over 20 other ideas for movies that I plan to do. So, look forward to a lot from me :)

,Chris Palmieri