Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Montague, NJ
Job: Comedian/Actor
Hi! I'm Chris Palmieri, comedian, actor, director, writer, animator and film maker. I hope you enjoy my films and check out chrispyproductions.tripod.com to see all of my stuff.
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"I'm not even watching it because.."
...this is absolutely disgusting, this is one of the worst, most pathetic strains of porn there are. What? Do real women intimidate you sick-o's or something? I mean really. I'd rather watch people piss on each other than this crap. The only thing worse than this is bestiality..
I really hope no one removes this because it's true and atleast one review should say it. It shouldn't get removed just because you people don't want to have someone point out how disgusting you are. My advice to all of you? Get a girlfriend...or a boyfriend...or even an inflatable doll...or even porn with real people for gods sake...
Author's Response:
Well we may be perv's but at least we admit it, you probably love this kind of thing but try to hide it by writing overly-long reveiws to insult the mass public that DO admit to liking it.
How about you stop telling us to get girlfriends and YOU go get a hobby.
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I can't believe I never reviewed this, as it is one of my favorites from you. Well, you know what I think of it already! Great job!
Author's Response:
OMG. I cant believe I got a review by Chris Palmeri. O My God!!!
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that I actually liked it...it wasn't the best by any means but, it was just random enough, I'll protect it :)
Author's Response:
Thanks for reviewing. I didn't realize just how random it was until I rested and then watched it again.
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It sounded cool but, the sound really ruined it, also, there wasn't much of a story to it. I know it's just supposed to be some random stoners but, it really wasn't all that good. Get a program called Audacity, you can use it to take out background noise and clicks and stuff.
Author's Response:
I'll look it up.
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haha, it's simply amazing, I have to say that, I think you were one of the most creative forces behind the anti-brookers movement. This was great, nice work :)
Author's Response:
On the other hand, I'm also the most bothered force in the anti-brookers movement. I get tons of crap from brookers fans every week. It's kinda funny.
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it made me sooooooo happy!!!!!!! WONDERFUL AMAZING WORK!
Author's Response:
YAY!!!
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funny, well done animation. Overall, a very good cartoon. I love the song and the animation fit very well :) Nice work.
Author's Response:
Thank you.
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...and I LOVED this! Nice work, love the music and the animation :)
Author's Response:
sweet. thanks!
be sure to check out ApologetiX's site for more music
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Your handmation series is quite impressive (I too am a stop motion animator) and they seem to always do well so, congrats! Did you plan to make it a series or was it just because the first one did really well??
Author's Response:
I will make more, but there might be a little break because I am quite busy at the moment with other stuff, so I'll see how the handmations go, I would love it if it got its own series at some point. Thanks a lot for all your support Chrispy!
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I don't know who he was but...it's sad to hear he passed on. What happened anyway?...if i can ask.
Author's Response:
He, sadly, passed away due to a terminal illness. We first got news of it yesterday, and apparently he told certain clocks but told them not to tell anyone else because he wanted to live the rest of his life with joy and without the thought that he wasn't going to live.
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