Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: Montague, NJ
Job: Actor/Comedian
Hi! I'm Chris Palmieri, actor, comdian, writer, director and film maker. It is unlikely that anyone looks here anymore as I don't really upload movies to NG anymore. But should you happen upon this check out: youtube.com/chrispal mieri
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Voting Pow.: 4.98 votes
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Flash Reviews: 158
Music Reviews: 1
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158 Reviews | 60 w/ Responses
"I'm not even watching it because.."
...this is absolutely disgusting, this is one of the worst, most pathetic strains of porn there are. What? Do real women intimidate you sick-o's or something? I mean really. I'd rather watch people piss on each other than this crap. The only thing worse than this is bestiality..
I really hope no one removes this because it's true and atleast one review should say it. It shouldn't get removed just because you people don't want to have someone point out how disgusting you are. My advice to all of you? Get a girlfriend...or a boyfriend...or even an inflatable doll...or even porn with real people for gods sake...
Author's Response:
Well we may be perv's but at least we admit it, you probably love this kind of thing but try to hide it by writing overly-long reveiws to insult the mass public that DO admit to liking it.
How about you stop telling us to get girlfriends and YOU go get a hobby.
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Simply amazing, even better than the first! You've topped yourself my friend, very good work.
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"I can't believe I missed this getting submitted"
This was really funny, random and well done, I loved it! Nice work!
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I love Lemon Demon and this was very well done, nice work! DOWN WITH EBAUMS WORLD!
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I can't believe I never reviewed this, as it is one of my favorites from you. Well, you know what I think of it already! Great job!
Author's Response:
OMG. I cant believe I got a review by Chris Palmeri. O My God!!!
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that I actually liked it...it wasn't the best by any means but, it was just random enough, I'll protect it :)
Author's Response:
Thanks for reviewing. I didn't realize just how random it was until I rested and then watched it again.
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This review is in reference to all six episodes, as I've seen them all a few times now and don't feel like writing out a review for each one. Anyways, these were my favorite '03 shorts, really good job Knox :]
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It sounded cool but, the sound really ruined it, also, there wasn't much of a story to it. I know it's just supposed to be some random stoners but, it really wasn't all that good. Get a program called Audacity, you can use it to take out background noise and clicks and stuff.
Author's Response:
I'll look it up.
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It's a simple game, yet, it's so awesome. Rocket Walrus rocks! haha, nice job :)
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This is funny and clever. What really sucks though is to actually be doing stand- up comedy and figure out the crowd doesn't get it, haha Nice work.
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