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Chrispy

Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Montague, NJ
Job: Comedian/Actor

Hi! I'm Chris Palmieri, comedian, actor, director, writer, animator and film maker. I hope you enjoy my films and check out chrispyproductions.tripod.com to see all of my stuff.

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12/16/06

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Rank: Civilian
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Exp. Points: 550 / 710
Exp. Rank #: 57,039
Voting Pow.: 4.98 votes

BBS Posts: 7 (0.01 per day)
Flash Reviews: 159
Music Reviews: 1
Trophies: 0
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Score: 3
sto mo 1

"Not as good as the real Handmations"

submission: sto mo 1
date: March 18, 2007

The animation itself was okay but, the lighting was waaaay terrible. Way too much of it. Also, it got a bit shaky and jumpy at times. Also, was that play-doh you used? I gave you a 1 for style because well...it's not yours its Nick Deary's style and you didn't come close to his. The music was cool but, that really can't be attributed to you. 2 for violence because I'm pretty sure the clay man was killed. Um, your preloader didn't even work so 0 for interactivity, I didn't find it funny at all. Anyways, I would stick to other kinds of stop motion. I'd say Deary's got Handmation covered. Keep trying though, this probably will get on anyways so, I suppose this is a waste of time for me to write all of this. Who knows? Anyways, improve upon the picture quality a bit and do something a bit more original and you'll be good. You've got potential so, don't quit.

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Score: 0
One Piece Hentai Quiz

"I'm not even watching it because.."

date: March 18, 2007

...this is absolutely disgusting, this is one of the worst, most pathetic strains of porn there are. What? Do real women intimidate you sick-o's or something? I mean really. I'd rather watch people piss on each other than this crap. The only thing worse than this is bestiality..

I really hope no one removes this because it's true and atleast one review should say it. It shouldn't get removed just because you people don't want to have someone point out how disgusting you are. My advice to all of you? Get a girlfriend...or a boyfriend...or even an inflatable doll...or even porn with real people for gods sake...

Author's Response:

Well we may be perv's but at least we admit it, you probably love this kind of thing but try to hide it by writing overly-long reveiws to insult the mass public that DO admit to liking it.
How about you stop telling us to get girlfriends and YOU go get a hobby.

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Score: 10
Animator vs. Animation II

"AMAZING!"

date: March 16, 2007

Simply amazing, even better than the first! You've topped yourself my friend, very good work.

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Score: 9
This is Why I'm Hot

"I can't believe I missed this getting submitted"

date: March 16, 2007

This was really funny, random and well done, I loved it! Nice work!

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Score: 10
eBaums world dot com

"This was great"

date: March 16, 2007

I love Lemon Demon and this was very well done, nice work! DOWN WITH EBAUMS WORLD!

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Score: 10
The Story of Thanksgiving

"Wow..."

date: March 15, 2007

I can't believe I never reviewed this, as it is one of my favorites from you. Well, you know what I think of it already! Great job!

Author's Response:

OMG. I cant believe I got a review by Chris Palmeri. O My God!!!

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Score: 7
Wake The Dead Coffee

"It was so random"

date: March 14, 2007

that I actually liked it...it wasn't the best by any means but, it was just random enough, I'll protect it :)

Author's Response:

Thanks for reviewing. I didn't realize just how random it was until I rested and then watched it again.

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Score: 10
(2003)Knoxs Klay World1/6

"My favorite 2003 short!"

date: March 14, 2007

This review is in reference to all six episodes, as I've seen them all a few times now and don't feel like writing out a review for each one. Anyways, these were my favorite '03 shorts, really good job Knox :]

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Score: 4
Jack & Gary: Episode 1

"eh..."

date: March 14, 2007

It sounded cool but, the sound really ruined it, also, there wasn't much of a story to it. I know it's just supposed to be some random stoners but, it really wasn't all that good. Get a program called Audacity, you can use it to take out background noise and clicks and stuff.

Author's Response:

I'll look it up.

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Score: 9
Rocket Walrus

"Creative and funny"

submission: Rocket Walrus
date: March 14, 2007

It's a simple game, yet, it's so awesome. Rocket Walrus rocks! haha, nice job :)

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