Age/Gender: 18, Male
Location: Montague, NJ
Job: Comedian/Actor
Hi! I'm Chris Palmieri, comedian, actor, director, writer, animator and film maker. I hope you enjoy my films and check out chrispyproductions.tripod.com to see all of my stuff.
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Voting Pow.: 4.98 votes
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Flash Reviews: 160
Music Reviews: 1
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160 Reviews | 62 w/ Responses
"It made me laugh, so, I'll 5 it"
It wasn't the best animated but, it made me laugh quite a bit. It was simple but, like I said, funny. I got into movie making to make people laugh, not to be an artist (in the sense of drawing and such). I am a comedian before an artist and so, I'd be a hypocrite not to 5 something that makes me laugh. It was good, great even for what it was! I suggest making a longer one.
Author's Response:
we went for simplicity over "quality" the style we were going for was the simple, quick, cheezy, make you laugh kind. like the expression wheel as it has been dubbed... it was left visible on purpose... thanks for the review, you rock! we'll get right on making a sequel!
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I liked this, short, simple, entertaining, well animated and a really good flash over all. Nice work :)
Author's Response:
Thanks, old boy. Once again, support is super-useful, and its great getting good comments for hard work; so thanks, and thanks again for leaving a review!
(Comedian, eh? Think you'll do well in England?)
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Yous the best at them there claymations Homeless!
Reviewing because I'm bored, this was good for it's time.
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"I hadn't seen this when I saw the rest of them"
since it's not on your site, but, it was great, I loved it, made me laugh quite a bit. Nice work!
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There have been a lot of crappy clock related submissions but, this one was great, I laughed quite a lot through this short little Flash and I was impressed with it as many of the clock movies annoy me. Although, I guess there are good clocks and bad, you're one of the good judging from this movie. I've seen another movie of yours but, its name and story escapes me right now. Anyways, well done, I 5'ed it. Also, I do agree with the last guy a bit, real voices could be better comically speaking, however, make sure you get a decent mic (they aren't too expensive) and download a program called Audacity, it can remove background noise. But, I don't want to tell you what to do, the computer voices are pretty cool but, real voice overs may help from a delivery perspective of the jokes. Which were great in this by the way. Anyway, nice work! Hope to see more from you :D
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I usually really don't like sprite movies but, this was great, best one since Randy Solem and by far the funniest I've ever seen. You did something most sprite artists don't do and you added real voices instead of just lame subtitles with silence. And the voices were accurate to the characters, perfectly recorded and well acted out as well. I really loved this, congrats on the daily feature, great work!
Also, I commend you for being the first pioneer in TJ and Earl on NG!
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Huh, well, I liked it, one of your best, well thought out and funny. I love the little Flash effects, great job! You should have Chris Palmieri do a voice in your next one though, he's super sexy!
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because it's funny but, it's not yours, it should be removed and I'm surprised it wasn't. Stop stealing other people's work. Robin Williams is a comedy god but, you are a talentless thieving hack who did nothing but ruin his comedy by reducing it to a cut up, blurry clip, the production of which you had nothing to do with. Hence me voting all 0's
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It was good, the voices could be improved upon, don't put your face so close to the mic, if you can hear breathing (and we could) then your too close. Other than that, great work, random and funny. Nice job :)
Author's Response:
Lol, I didn't do the voice acting. :P It didn't sound too bad when I was editing the audio, but flash has a way of messing up the quality. D:
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"While I have no particular prejudice against it.."
... I did enjoy this Flash. The drawing and animation was decent enough and I simply love that song. It was a good idea, I liked it, nice work :)
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